Dutchess_Elm

Jan 23

How I Stay Young At Heart →

thefrenemy:

-Ate an entire box of mac-and-cheese and added extra slices of American Cheese

-Watched tv till 5am and didn’t even learn anything from it

-Wore the same underwear twice

-I’ve worn some very demonic-looking lipstick cuz I still want to look like a witch

-One of my rotating hairstyles is…

Jan 23
Jan 21
Woot it’s snowing!!!

Woot it’s snowing!!!

Jan 12

bduff:

edwardspoonhands:

assbutts-and-sherlocked-idjits:

andrewquo:

portablewhiskers:

no-drama-obama:

This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

Every male should be required to read this.

IN PAIN READING THIS. REALLY GLAD I HAVE A DICK

the most perfect post. 

This is marvelous and I very much want this to be a YouTube video so that it can be more easily digestible.

But I will point out that you’re not going to get toxic shock syndrome because you leave your tampon in for an extra 3 minutes. Toxic shock is a rare disease and the chances of getting it can be increased by the prolonged use of tampons. Incidence is about 0.003% per year of tampon-using women. (That’s roughly the murder rate in the US…though, to be clear, for all people, whether or not they use tampons)

In other words…you do not have a time bomb ticking in your crotch. Toxic shock is rare, but be aware of the symptoms just in case.

One of the best descriptions of what a woman goes through every month that no man can ever understand.  If you didn’t appreciate the female gender before, you better after reading this.

Jan 07

cuteness-daily:

Happiest animals in the world!

Jan 07

bduff:

whimsy-cat:

Handmade crowns by Elemental Child.

These are very awesome.

Jan 04

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them